One Sunday, the Stake President was giving a talk for a ward conference. During his talk, a number of people suddenly raised their hands. He thought it very strange that so many people would be asking questions in the middle of his talk and continued speaking. Later his son came up to him asking if he had seen  the people with their hands up. His son, a returned missionary from Chile, had been interpreting for non-English speakers, "those who speak Spanish, please raise your hands."

-from lunch chat, UCLA north campus. Submitted by Jean Lee.

Going to church is a lot of fun,
but doing drugs is really dumb.
Interviews are always scary.
Girls camp makes girls legs very hairy.
Sunday school is sometimes long.
'There is sunshine in my soul today, is a great song.
Stake dances are the best.
Termites are annoying pests.
Being a mormon is real cool,
Better than going to high school.
I like to be a good example